I was reading where
Bottle and Ball made grits. The variety that caught my immediate attention was the one

she mixed with nutritional yeast and hot sauce. I've had cheese grits many times in my life, and I must admit that while reading about her grits, I lamented the fact that I never thought of topping them with Texas Pete. How had I survived my 36 years? This was to be remedied immediately.
My mom didn't grow up eating grits, so while we ate packs of instant grits at home, when I think of real grits I think of Cracker Barrel. And then I think of cinnamon apples. This was quickly becoming dinner.
I might need therapy after this confession, I live in NC and I had no idea whatsoever how to make real grits. So I turned to the handy dandy "How to Cook a Grain" section in
Veganomicon. Knowing that Isa and Terry live in New York, I was a little skeptical about the consistency of the grits they might make. Especially since they consider "grits" an insulting term for the grain also known as
polenta. Ha Ha...I find it interesting that grits isn't showing up on my spell checker right now, but
polenta is...but I digress. I don't like runny grits and I don't like thick sticky grits. These were perfect. They were thick enough to eat with a fork without it running through the tines, but not so thick that you felt like you should really chew them. Way to go, girls! (The instructions in the book say that this recipe wouldn't be thick enough to make the
polenta patties, but mine look pretty thick after cooling and mold pretty well, so I might try that with some of the leftovers.) BTW, I've never eaten yellow grits before, unless they were that color from butter. For hesitant
Carolinians - they taste the same.
I can't use the Earth Balance that Bottle and Ball suggested because there's soy in it. But these grits were good even without it. I mixed in nutritional yeast, Texas Pete and salt. Spicy
cheezy grits...yummy!
I microwaved a cut up apple with some cinnamon and a tiny tiny bit of nutmeg. I skipped any oily stuff, so I added a little water so the apple would get a little soft. This probably would have been better in the oven, but I was hungry and didn't plan very well for when the apple should have gone in the oven.
I also had a leftover
black bean burger. I'd made them pretty bland so any seasoning I added would overpower it. So I decided to make a
black bean "sausage" patty. I mixed a little olive oil, liquid smoke, parsley, crushed red pepper, salt, sage and fennel and brushed it on both sides of the burger and heated it up in a frying pan. With a little whole grain
Dijon/maple dip, this was a perfect sausage substitute.

Other than trying to walk through a thousand people looking at old fashioned candy and apple shaped teapots, I no longer miss Cracker Barrel. Wait a minute. I hate trying to walk through a thousand people looking at old fashioned candy and apple shaped teapots. So I guess this was better. Maybe I need to buy a Stewart's Root Beer and put a rocking chair on the porch.